More tranny stories later!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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