windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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