The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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