Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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