What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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