So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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