Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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