Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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