i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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