OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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