No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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