there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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