Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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