i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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