hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Edward fifth and chaser hands
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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