Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Randomize
