don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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