Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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