sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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