with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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