Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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