You surviving the open bar?
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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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