return my video game
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I will die if light touches me.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Randomize
