D3 body, D1 cock
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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