Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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