Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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