I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I want to make a zoo with you.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just pee around me
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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