R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wish I only lived at night.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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