Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We talked him into tasing himself.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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