Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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