Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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