haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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