exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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