You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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