# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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