.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Terrible idea I love it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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