That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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