I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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