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doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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