is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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