Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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