if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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