This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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