remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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