Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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