i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
