Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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