I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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