so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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