wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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