physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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