new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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