If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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